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A story generated by the Cadavre
It hath reached me, o auspicious King, that a hazy boy and a serious door-to-door salesman were hugely burning at a party.

The hazy boy asked: Same procedure as last year?

The serious door-to-door salesman exclaimed: Do behave, please!

Later that day,, Google bought Microsoft.

And the moral of this story is: Never ever go to bed with the light on!
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