A story generated by the Cadavre
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It hath reached me, o auspicious King, that a hazy boy and a serious door-to-door salesman were hugely burning at a party. The hazy boy asked: Same procedure as last year? The serious door-to-door salesman exclaimed: Do behave, please! Later that day,, Google bought Microsoft. And the moral of this story is: Never ever go to bed with the light on! |